Lock Legion v∞

Trash was here 06.04.2026

Here's a beautiful plushie Yarn made for me. She crochet'ed it and all. I love it and keep it on my desk all the time.

Hey man, sorry, I need to update this website more than once every 5 years.

Here's a link that should work forever (I'm pretty sure I already set the last link's expiration date to "never") https://discord.gg/33TgsvhSy4

We just contributed to a 400% spike in activity. Good for us

Maybe it's because I'm over 30 and have already gone through this with my IRL friends ... but we should just lower our expectations and see the Lock Legion as a group of buddies who see each other once a year - and it's always like the good old days. As long as either this website, the discord or th...

Technically the forum is still alive, because it's here and it's working.

We just don't deserve that level of commitment.

I am flabbergasted as I write these lines: the Lock Legion is turning 20 years old this May 26th! The original plan was to make a collab, but since so many people wanted to participate, we could not come to an agreement! So fuck the collab, let's just have a fun Lock Day! That will be the collab: Ev...

your soul is trapped in a never-ending loop of dead gay forums posts

outside the k-mart

I think the forums and Discord complement each other pretty well. They are not that dead, I check them regularly.

Very good idea. I'll see what I can come up with. After all, this site has both a Wordpress and a phpBB backend, I might be able to make a page that owners can edit themselves.